Cranky Monkey Mountain Bike Race (2026) | Course Elevation & Registration
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Cranky Monkey Mountain Bike Race

πŸ“… Aug 30, 2026 πŸ“ Upper Marlboro, MD

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🧬 Course DNA & Technical Intel

πŸ“ Primary Distance
30 mi
πŸ›ž Recommended Tire
2.2" – 2.4" XC Tubeless
🚴 Discipline
mtb

🏁 Course Distance Options

Beginner - Female 10 and Under
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Female 11-12
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Female 13-14
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Female 15-19
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Male 10 and Under
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Male 11-12
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Male 13-14
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Male 15-19
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Female Open
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Male Open
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Non-Binary
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Female Masters (40+)
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Male Masters (40+)
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Female Masters (50+)
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Male Masters (50+)
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Female Masters (60+)
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Male Masters (60+)
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Female Masters (70+)
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Male Masters (70+)
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Female Singlespeed
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Male Singlespeed
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - Clydesdale (200lb+)
πŸ“ 6 mi
Beginner - E-Bike
πŸ“ 6 mi
Base - Female 12 and Under
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Female 13-14
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Female 15-19
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Male 12 and Under
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Male 13-14
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Male 15-19
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Female Open
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Male Open
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Non-Binary
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Female Masters (40+)
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Male Masters (40+)
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Female Masters (50+)
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Male Masters (50+)
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Female Masters (60+)
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Male Masters (60+)
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Female Masters (70+)
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Male Masters (70+)
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Female Singlespeed
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Male Singlespeed
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - Clydesdale (200lb+)
πŸ“ 9 mi
Base - E-Bike
πŸ“ 9 mi
Sport - Female 19 and Under
πŸ“ 20 mi
Sport - Male 19 and Under
πŸ“ 20 mi
Sport - Female Open
πŸ“ 20 mi
Sport - Male Open
πŸ“ 20 mi
Sport - Non-Binary
πŸ“ 20 mi
Sport - Female Masters (40+)
πŸ“ 20 mi
Sport - Male Masters (40+)
πŸ“ 20 mi
Sport - Female Masters (50+)
πŸ“ 20 mi
Sport - Male Masters (50+)
πŸ“ 20 mi
Sport - Female Masters (60+)
πŸ“ 20 mi
Sport - Male Masters (60+)
πŸ“ 20 mi
Sport - Male Masters (70+)
πŸ“ 20 mi
Sport - Female Singlespeed
πŸ“ 20 mi
Sport - Male Singlespeed
πŸ“ 20 mi
Sport - Clydesdale (200lb+)
πŸ“ 20 mi
Expert - Female 19 and Under
πŸ“ 30 mi
Expert - Male 19 and Under
πŸ“ 30 mi
Expert - Female Open
πŸ“ 30 mi
Expert - Male Open
πŸ“ 30 mi
Expert - Non-Binary
πŸ“ 30 mi
Expert - Female Masters (40+)
πŸ“ 30 mi
Expert - Male Masters (40+)
πŸ“ 30 mi
Expert - Female Masters (50+)
πŸ“ 30 mi
Expert - Male Masters (50+)
πŸ“ 30 mi
Expert - Female Masters (60+)
πŸ“ 30 mi
Expert - Male Masters (60+)
πŸ“ 30 mi
Expert - Male Masters (70+)
πŸ“ 30 mi
Expert - Female Singlespeed
πŸ“ 30 mi
Expert - Male Singlespeed
πŸ“ 30 mi
Expert - Clydesdale (200lb+)
πŸ“ 30 mi

About Cranky Monkey Mountain Bike Race

Official registered mtb event in Upper Marlboro, MD. Direct registration on BikeReg.
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